You loved the show Fireproof. The drama, the action, the sexy men barely clothed… Every Wednesday at 7, you tuned into the show, excited to see what your favourite firefighters were going up against. As you turn on the television, the opening credits rolled. You can barely contain your excitement as you mindlessly munch on your sandwich and chips. The episode opens as it normally does, with your two favourite characters walking into the station. Ben and Shane were notorious for having particularly gratuitous scenes showing off their built bodies walking around the station. And today’s was no different. They walk barefoot, their trousers around their waists, into the station, talking about the wild night they had before partying. As they start to hang up their trousers, Carlos, a fan favourite, announces that his wife demanded he leave his career. They were kicking Carlos off the show? You are truly shocked. As Ben and Shane bro-hug their friend goodbye, a peculiar scene begins. Carl